My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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