Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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