Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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