Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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