I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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