Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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