Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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