i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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