Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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