And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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