Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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