i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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