The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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