I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
where are you?
Hypothermia
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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