shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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