Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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