i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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