Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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