You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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