I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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