I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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