Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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