is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
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