The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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