im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I am available for nakedness
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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