Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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