STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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