just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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