Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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