her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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