stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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