dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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