you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
