9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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