Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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