I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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