Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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