I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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