Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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