North Korea, Best Korea!
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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