THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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