Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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