what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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