So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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