what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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