that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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