and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
They left me at home... I'm a liability
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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