He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
