Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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