Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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