i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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