Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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