Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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