The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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