you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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