At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I think my vagina is haunted
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
She even gives head with a lisp.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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