Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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