i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
sex in a hospital.. check
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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